windowsvriska:

micahstaco:

adognamedmercutio:

cherribombstuck:

windowsvriska:

WOULD YOU LIKE TO INSTALL WINDOWSVRISKA ON UR HARD DRIVE

Windowsvriska has encountered an unexpected problem

is this why it’s called the blue screen of death

gat damn

aileran:

I want to call attention to a particular statement of Roxy’s

“dying is a hell of a way to sober up quick” 

Now who else in the comic seemed to have sobered up quite abruptly?

spookychan:

I like it, I like it…

thetenderthings:

crowcockatiel:

Quite possibly the best socks ever made

Omfg

lildurandal:

Kidcrimefighter has ably addressed the latest incarnation of the “Calliope is Lord English” argument, and thank god, because if I’d felt obligated to make an attempt of my own at six o’clock in the morning I doubt any of us would have been very satisfied with the result.  I’d just like to make an observation, on the off chance that any of my followers has read the second-person narration we’ve been given from each cherub’s perspective and yet still believes a) that Calliope is ‘evil’, and, simultaneously, b) that Caliborn is ‘good’.

Calliope is afraid she is a monster.  Caliborn can’t wait to become one.

right then …

oohmrleo:

*reblogs this a million times*

thedailywhat:

This is What Happens When Sand Gets Struck by Lightning:

Fulgurites are natural hollow glass tubes formed in quartzose sand, silica, or soil by lightning strikes (at 3,270 °F), which instantaneously melts silica on a conductive surface and fuses grains together over a period of around one second. Photographed by Ken Smith.

midnightstarnalkina:

you will start the process like this

and then end up like this

Wheeeee!

I did this on my stomach in preschool. fun fact: this is how I learned that getting stitches is a thing.