Tumbly Muffinness

FROST PUDDING OTP FEELSSSSS.
I’ll never stop.

Frost … Pudding …?

FROST PUDDING OTP FEELSSSSS.

I’ll never stop.

Frost … Pudding …?

chaoseed:

JUST MAKE A VIDEO GAME CALLED ‘NAKED WOMEN WITH SWORDS’ AND GET IT OVER WITH

Summernight Dreamed #7 And a plot twist!

imadorimidori:

I think they’re related.

fuckingrecipes:

GOOD PANCAKES ARE LIKE MAKING OUT WITH AN ANGEL BEFORE STARTING YOUR DAY. 
“CAN YOU GIVE ME THE BEST GODDAMN PANCAKE RECIPE THAT YOUR WARRIOR MOTHER FUCKING NERO SYNAPSES CAN FUCKING MANAGE TO MUSTER?”
MY FUCKING FAMILY USES A MODIFIED BISQUICK MIX RECIPE. THIS SHIT IS HARDCORE I DON’T EVEN WANT TO BOTHER TRYING TO MAKE IT FROM SCRATCH!
TAKE 2 CUPS OF BISQUICK MIX, AND COAX IT TO FLY INTO A MIXING BOWL THROUGH YOUR WORDS ALONE. 
LIKEWISE, WHISPER THREATS OF TORTURE AND PAINFUL WAYS TO DIE INTO THE FETUS-THAT-NEVER-WAS WITHIN THE 2 EGGS AND THEY’LL LEAP FROM YOUR HAND TO CRACK THEIR CONTENTS OPEN INTO THE BOWL. 
DUMP IN 3/4 CUPS OF MILK AND 1/4 CUP OF 7UP OR SPRITE~YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I SAID SPRITE. HOLD YOUR ASS DOWN AND PAY ATTENTION BEFORE FLYING UP IN BUTTHURT.
 
MIX THIS SHIT TOGETHER UNTIL THERE’S NO CLUMPS, THEN SET IT ASIDE TO RISE LIKE THE DEAD FROM THEIR BURIAL GROUNDS WHILE YOU HEAT UP YOUR GRIDDLE OR NON-STICK FRYING PAN. WHEN YOU CAN FLICK WATER FROM YOUR FINGERTIPS ONTO THE SURFACE OF THE PAN, AND THE WATER HISSES AND SPITS AND DANCES OVER THE TOP LIKE AN ANGRY CAT, YOU KNOW IT’S HOT ENOUGH. 
HOLY FUCK, LOOK AT THAT PANCAKE BATTER! IT SHOULD BE BUBBLY AS FUCK BY NOW! USE A HALF-CUP MEASURING UTENSIL TO DOLLOP THE PANCAKE BATTER ONTO THE PAN. 
WAIT A MINUTE OR SO, AND WATCH FOR THE GODDAMN DETAILS. THE CENTER OF THE PANCAKE WILL HAVE BUBBLES RAISING UP, AND THE EDGES OF THE PANCAKE WILL START TO LOOK DRY. THAT’S WHEN YOU JAM YOUR SPATULA UNDER THAT GORGEOUS FUCKER AND FLIP IT OVER. 
JESUS FUCKING TITS, LOOK AT THAT PERFECT GOLDEN COLOR. IT’LL TAKE HALF THE TIME FOR THE SECOND SIDE TO COOK, SO BE READY TO FLIP IT LIKE A PRO WHEN YOU SEE THE DRYING SIDES. 

USE THE REST OF THE FUCKING BATTER YOU ASSHOLE, AND STUFF YOURSELF SILLY WITH THESE MAJESTIC PANCAKES.

fuckingrecipes:

GOOD PANCAKES ARE LIKE MAKING OUT WITH AN ANGEL BEFORE STARTING YOUR DAY. 

CAN YOU GIVE ME THE BEST GODDAMN PANCAKE RECIPE THAT YOUR WARRIOR MOTHER FUCKING NERO SYNAPSES CAN FUCKING MANAGE TO MUSTER?”


MY FUCKING FAMILY USES A MODIFIED BISQUICK MIX RECIPE. THIS SHIT IS HARDCORE I DON’T EVEN WANT TO BOTHER TRYING TO MAKE IT FROM SCRATCH!


TAKE 2 CUPS OF BISQUICK MIX, AND COAX IT TO FLY INTO A MIXING BOWL THROUGH YOUR WORDS ALONE.


LIKEWISE, WHISPER THREATS OF TORTURE AND PAINFUL WAYS TO DIE INTO THE FETUS-THAT-NEVER-WAS WITHIN THE 2 EGGS AND THEY’LL LEAP FROM YOUR HAND TO CRACK THEIR CONTENTS OPEN INTO THE BOWL.


DUMP IN 3/4 CUPS OF MILK AND 1/4 CUP OF 7UP OR SPRITE~
YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I SAID SPRITE. HOLD YOUR ASS DOWN AND PAY ATTENTION BEFORE FLYING UP IN BUTTHURT.

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MIX THIS SHIT TOGETHER UNTIL THERE’S NO CLUMPS, THEN SET IT ASIDE TO RISE LIKE THE DEAD FROM THEIR BURIAL GROUNDS WHILE YOU HEAT UP YOUR GRIDDLE OR NON-STICK FRYING PAN.

WHEN YOU CAN FLICK WATER FROM YOUR FINGERTIPS ONTO THE SURFACE OF THE PAN, AND THE WATER HISSES AND SPITS AND DANCES OVER THE TOP LIKE AN ANGRY CAT, YOU KNOW IT’S HOT ENOUGH.


HOLY FUCK, LOOK AT THAT PANCAKE BATTER! IT SHOULD BE BUBBLY AS FUCK BY NOW!
USE A HALF-CUP MEASURING UTENSIL TO DOLLOP THE PANCAKE BATTER ONTO THE PAN.


WAIT A MINUTE OR SO, AND WATCH FOR THE GODDAMN DETAILS. THE CENTER OF THE PANCAKE WILL HAVE BUBBLES RAISING UP, AND THE EDGES OF THE PANCAKE WILL START TO LOOK DRY.
THAT’S WHEN YOU JAM YOUR SPATULA UNDER THAT GORGEOUS FUCKER AND FLIP IT OVER.


JESUS FUCKING TITS, LOOK AT THAT PERFECT GOLDEN COLOR.
IT’LL TAKE HALF THE TIME FOR THE SECOND SIDE TO COOK, SO BE READY TO FLIP IT LIKE A PRO WHEN YOU SEE THE DRYING SIDES.

image


USE THE REST OF THE FUCKING BATTER YOU ASSHOLE, AND STUFF YOURSELF SILLY WITH THESE MAJESTIC PANCAKES.

AHHH IT HAS A CONTEXT!!

medieval:

houghtonlib:

Batman, Stephen, d. 1584. The doome warning all men to the iudgemente, 1581.
STC 1582
Houghton Library, Harvard University

Slightly out of the period, but irresistible to re-post. 

ok if it were possible to combine tag-searches, I would be causing confusion for people who were searching for “batman+doomsday”

medieval:

houghtonlib:

Batman, Stephen, d. 1584. The doome warning all men to the iudgemente, 1581.

STC 1582

Houghton Library, Harvard University

Slightly out of the period, but irresistible to re-post. 

ok if it were possible to combine tag-searches, I would be causing confusion for people who were searching for “batman+doomsday”

unfollowing people who steadfastly refuse to tag things like racism~

astrakiseki:

prokopetz:

penguinkinggames:

The Kickstarter campaign for Costume Fairy Adventures is now live - and we have a special reward in store for our fans on Tumblr who help spread the word!
Costume Fairy Adventures is a tabletop roleplaying game for 2 to 7 players. Where you play fairies. In costumes. Having adventures. (Fairies are not good at clever titles.)
Put on magical costumes and gain special powers to aid your shenanigans with our fully illustrated, 108-card Core Costume Deck!
Explore a library of sandbox-style Playsets that will take you everywhere from your own back yard to the furthest reaches of Outer Space!
Play cooperatively, or compete with your friends to see who will reign supreme as Master of Mischief!
You’ll receive all this and more when you back our Costume Fairy Adventures Kickstarter - but just for our fans on Tumblr, there’s something special in store. Three lucky Tumblr users who reblog this post on or before December 10th, 2013 will receive a custom playbook for their very own Costume Fairy Adventures character, complete with a full-colour illustration:
Example
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This is a Tumblr exclusive promotion - this reward is not available at any Kickstarter backer level! But don’t worry - there’s lots more awesome stuff to be had. Check it out:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/penguinking/costume-fairy-adventures
Rules:
A total of three winners will be selected from among all Tumblr users who reblog this post on or before December 10th, 2013.
A given reblogger may win only once. Reblogging multiple times will not increase your odds of winning.
No purchase is necessary to participate. You do not have to be a Kickstarter backer in order to win.
In order to receive your reward, Penguin King Games Inc. must be able to contact you. If you you do not have a Tumblr ask box, you may provide your contact information using our general contact form; please include the exact text of your Tumblr name when doing so.
In the event that we are unable to contact you within fourteen days of the end of this promotion, your reward will be forfeit.
This promotion is not open to employees of Penguin King Games Inc., nor to freelancers and/or paid consultants who have worked with Penguin King Games within the past twelve months.
Rewards have no cash value, and may not be transferred, sold, or exchanged for other services or merchandise.
The description and appearance of your character must adhere to acceptable content guidelines.

Win stuff!

Signal boosting!
Because seriously, I work for these guys, I don’t count.  However, come on, come on!  You get to get into a game!  And it’s fun and cool and colorful!

Sure, why not!

astrakiseki:

prokopetz:

penguinkinggames:

The Kickstarter campaign for Costume Fairy Adventures is now live - and we have a special reward in store for our fans on Tumblr who help spread the word!

Costume Fairy Adventures is a tabletop roleplaying game for 2 to 7 players. Where you play fairies. In costumes. Having adventures. (Fairies are not good at clever titles.)

  • Put on magical costumes and gain special powers to aid your shenanigans with our fully illustrated, 108-card Core Costume Deck!
  • Explore a library of sandbox-style Playsets that will take you everywhere from your own back yard to the furthest reaches of Outer Space!
  • Play cooperatively, or compete with your friends to see who will reign supreme as Master of Mischief!

You’ll receive all this and more when you back our Costume Fairy Adventures Kickstarter - but just for our fans on Tumblr, there’s something special in store. Three lucky Tumblr users who reblog this post on or before December 10th, 2013 will receive a custom playbook for their very own Costume Fairy Adventures character, complete with a full-colour illustration:

This is a Tumblr exclusive promotion - this reward is not available at any Kickstarter backer level! But don’t worry - there’s lots more awesome stuff to be had. Check it out:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/penguinking/costume-fairy-adventures

Rules:

  • A total of three winners will be selected from among all Tumblr users who reblog this post on or before December 10th, 2013.
  • A given reblogger may win only once. Reblogging multiple times will not increase your odds of winning.
  • No purchase is necessary to participate. You do not have to be a Kickstarter backer in order to win.
  • In order to receive your reward, Penguin King Games Inc. must be able to contact you. If you you do not have a Tumblr ask box, you may provide your contact information using our general contact form; please include the exact text of your Tumblr name when doing so.
  • In the event that we are unable to contact you within fourteen days of the end of this promotion, your reward will be forfeit.
  • This promotion is not open to employees of Penguin King Games Inc., nor to freelancers and/or paid consultants who have worked with Penguin King Games within the past twelve months.
  • Rewards have no cash value, and may not be transferred, sold, or exchanged for other services or merchandise.
  • The description and appearance of your character must adhere to acceptable content guidelines.

Win stuff!

Signal boosting!

Because seriously, I work for these guys, I don’t count.  However, come on, come on!  You get to get into a game!  And it’s fun and cool and colorful!

Sure, why not!